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Lego Dance by Annette Jung from Talking Animals on Vimeo.

Ovvero, della tamarritudine di un gruppo austriaco e del loro seguito in Crucconia!

Parlando di me, Italia, Sicilia, ecc. con un collega tedesco, è venuto fuori che esiste un gruppo austriaco, gli EAV, che ha fatto un pezzo di successo o comunque conosciuto anche in Germania, dal titolo: Heisse Nächte in Palermo!!!

Il bello è che quando questo collega ha iniziato a canticchiare e ha fatto “play” sul PC, un altro collega si è unito con lui a cantare!!!
Mi sono rotolato a terra dal ridere!!! :)

E ora buona visione. :D

EAV – Heisse Nächte in Palermo – MyVideo

Ah, già, casomai vorreste cantare mentre vi gustate il video, eccovi le parole. :)

Heiße Nächte In Palermo

Es war in einer schwülen Sommernacht
Im Ristorante von Al Carbonara, dem Vater des organisierten Erbrechens.
In einer Pizzeria in Palermo City
Kaut ein dubioser Mafioso traurig seine Calamari Fritti.
Und im Kreise der Familie erzählt dann der Patrone
Von der Cosa Nostra und vom Fanta Costa und vom Onkel Al Capone.
Die Nadelstreif-Signori weinen bei der Story
Und ihnen wird’s ums Herz ganz schwer.
Und Gino sagt zur Mira “Ruck deine Lira vira
Der Chianti ist schon wieder leer!”

Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer fangt an zum wana.
Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer fangt an zum wana.

Der Patrone sagt zur Mira “Erinnerst mi an frira
Die Camorra, der Herr Pfarra, der Minister, wir waren alle wie Geschwister.”
Drauf sagt die Mira zum Patrone “Bist blöd in der Melone?
Die Prozente und Präsente für die Geschwister waren aber auch nicht ohne.”
Mit die Carabinieris, was gar net so lang her is
War früher alles halb so schwer.
Doch die neuen Kommissare kann man nicht bagare
So wie damals, so wird’s nie mehr.

Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer fangt an zum wana.
Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer fangt an zum wana.
Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer hat an seine Füß’ zwei große Stana.
Heiße Nächte, heiße Nächte in Palermo
Und a klaner Sizilianer fangt an zum wana.

Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus
by Garfunkel and Oates

…to live by God’s rule
So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do
Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check
It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck
And I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
Because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can’t wait that long
And I don’t want to lose him
To someone who’ll do him
I need to figure something out
Well, there’s a loophole in the scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It’s my hail Mary full of grace
In Jesus’ name, we go to fifth base
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I’m not a godless whore
He’ll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
It’s the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
It’s hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops!
I mean let’s join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
Because birth control’s for sluts, and it’s a sin
I’ve emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I’m ready for romance
I’m praying to the power that’s the highest
But of all of my holes, this one’s the driest
And we can’t procreate if we anally copulate
And God’s OK with sodomy, but only if you’re straight
And I’m staying pure no matter what
So I’m OK with everything but
Everything but
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
I do whatever the Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they’re unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest, I live by for sure
So let’s not talk about how the good book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don’t count of course
Let’s cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
And ? for ambiguities and omissions
And circumvent any real sacrifice
And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don’t you dare question my convictions
And don’t look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
It’s the only way to measure if you’re good or not
And when you’re in a debate, just say to have faith
Because when up against logic it’s the only card you’ve got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you need to think outside the box

via Mazzetta

Sincerly Suburbia from What Youth on Vimeo.

Scopro solo adesso questo capolavoro. :)

A quanto pare c’è un’altra versione di Fabio Russo.

Ti invito a scoprire, se non la conosci già, la triste storia di Nicola Sacco e Bartolomeo Vanzetti dei quali oggi si ricorda l’esecuzione, sulla sedia elettrica, dell’ingiusta pena di morte (1923).

Diplomatic Bag in Wikipedia

We are happy to announce immediate availability of GIMP 2.8 — a new stable version of GNU Image Manipulation Program that culminates 3.5 years of exciting work.

With this version we are introducing some long-anticipated features such as layer groups, on-canvas text editing, advanced brush dynamics and the much desired optional single-window mode. We also started applying other important changes to the user interface that bring us closer to matching the product vision.

For detailed information about changes since 2.6 please read the release notes. Source code is available for downloading from a plethora of mirrors, a build for Windows will soon be available, and we hope to see a build for Mac OS X released as well.

We’d like to thank everyone who participated in development of GIMP 2.8: programmers, translators, documentation writers (updated user manual is a work in progress), and testers. We also thank our user community for the dedication and support — we needed it more than ever.

Now that this version is finally released, we are grasping the future with both hands. Stay tuned: some really exciting news will follow.